10 Signs You Are Addicted to Twitter

1.      Your morning routine goes something like this: turn off alarm, grab phone to check your Twitter feed.

2.       You only get your news from Twitter.

3.       You consider those who “follow” you and those you “follow” as your close friends.

4.       You speak in 140 characters or less.

5.       You’ve named your dog: Tweet, Twitter, Hashtag, or Retweet

6.       When someone unfollows you, it hurts more than when a significant other breaks up with you.

7.       You start making up excuses to not go out with friends so you can stay in and read your Twitter feed all day.

8.       You’ve named your kid: Tweet, Twitter, Hashtag, or Retweet

9.       You see something out in the real world and can’t wait to share it with your Twitterverse.

10.   You don’t need to look up what Twitterverse means.